100+ Funny Love Quotes for Him & Her to Laugh & Love

If humor is your love language, this collection of 100+ funny love quotes for him and her is for you. Whether you're teasing your partner or laughing at yourself, these quotes are perfect for cards, texts, or just brightening someone’s day with a smile.

Cute Funny Quotes about Love

Love can be sweet, but it’s even better with a splash of humor! These cute and funny love quotes are perfect for couples who giggle together and cherish the little joys in their quirky connection.

• Are you aware of the tingling tiny sensation of like someone? That is common sense departing your body.
• Someone who will see me the same way I see chocolate cake is what I desire.
• You are like my favorite song—I can listen to you again and over again—but I never grow sick of you.
• You are loved with all my belly. I would say heart, but my tummy is more expensive.
• I really swear I am not up to no good. Particularly when I am alone with you!
• You wish to know with whom I am in love? Go back over the first word once again.

Cute Funny Quotes Love Quotes

• I would battle a grizzly for you; I love you so very much. Not a panda bear since they know Kung Fu; not a grizzly bear as they have claws. But for you, I would most certainly battle a care bear.
• Love is not the master of the universe. Because of love, the journey is well worth it.
• Are you willing to give me a kiss? It will be back with me soon.
• Even while you should always follow your feelings, you should also remember to bring your rationality with you!
• My teddy bear is missing, and I could end up sleeping with you.
• Forget about the butterflies; when I'm with you, I genuinely feel like I have a full zoo in my stomach!
• Well, I'm glad I brought my library card with me because I'm going to be checking you out.
• I would continue to look at you even if the place was beautifully decorated.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you think it would be better if I went by again?
• Make someone utilize a sluggish Internet computer to see who they are before marrying them.

Cute Funny I Love You Quotes

• If you adore them in the morning with crusty eyes and at night with rollers, you're probably in love.
• You cut flowers yet you adore them. Though you consume them, you adore animals. You tell me you love me, so right now I am terrified!

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Funny Love Quotes for Him

Looking to make your man laugh out loud while still keeping it romantic? These funny love quotes for him are the perfect combo of wit, sass, and heart—just like your relationship.

• Though I love you more than coffee, just don't force me to prove it.
• You lack vitamin ME, so I believe you are experiencing misery.
• I love you! You must be formed of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium.
• After my kitty, you are absolutely the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
• I fell in love with you more and more every day. Except yesterday; yesterday you seemed really irritable.
• When individuals are in love, they are more likely to act foolishly. It was the impetus for me to write you this message!
• Being with you is the obi wan for me.
• I admire you no matter what you do, despite the fact that you have a lot of responsibilities.
• To my macaroni, you are the cheese that I eat.
• Aside from chocolate, you are the sweetest treat I could dream of.

Funny Love Quotes for Him

• Do you perform magic? Because every other person vanishes every time I glance at you!
• I want to be the reason you grin and glance down at your phone. Walk into a pole after that.
• Along with you is my preferred destination.
• Together, let us be odd and amazing.
• It's incredible how one day someone walks into your life and then the following day you wonder how you managed without them.
• You give my life significance, much like a dictionary would do.
• Most ladies want someone who makes them feel comfortable and laugh as well. In essence, then, a clown ninja.
• Losing interest in his automobile for a few days indicates a person is in love.
• You have options as a male in a relationship: you can be correct or happy.

Funny I Love You Quotes for Her

Make her laugh and swoon all at once with these funny love quotes for her. Whether she’s your girlfriend or wife, these playful lines will charm her socks off.

• In the same way that bacon, beer, and chocolate are increased, you improve everything.
• A coin toss is acceptable. If you want to have me, you can. To me, tails, you are my own.
• In spite of the fact that I consume a lot of beer, my love for you is greater than that.
• In spite of the fact that I am feeling really hungry, my love for you does not change.
• I will always adore you without end.
• You not only make my life more enjoyable, but you also deplete the funds in my bank account.

Fun Love Quotes For Her

• The ideal backdrop for a romantic scenario, in her opinion, is one that is adorned with diamonds.
• Because he broke my heart, I am plotting my vengeance. I intend to adopt his surname.
• My lover is really fortunate, I think to myself from time to time.
• A pierced ear is a sign that a man is ready for marriage, in my opinion. They've bought jewelry after experiencing anguish.
• Make the commitment to be someone a guy needs, rather than someone who requires a man to survive.
• Put an end to your prince-in-waiting fantasies. Identify him. The unfortunate guy may be stranded on an island or otherwise unable to find his way.

Funny Love Quotes For Her

• If you want your spouse to remember your anniversary, what should you do? Wed on the occasion of his birthday.
• Spend all that time with someone who brings a smile to your face since eternity is a long time!
• The ideal spouse for a woman is an archaeologist, and his interest in her grows as she ages.
• It doesn't matter what you look like; if you marry a man your own age, his vision will also deteriorate with yours.
• There should be a guy in every girl's life who can bring a grin to her face regardless of her mood.

Funny Quotes about Self Love

Love yourself—but with humor. These funny self love quotes will make you chuckle while reminding you that confidence and comedy go hand in hand.

• I told myself I was amazing today. I didn’t argue—I know I’m right.
• I’m not perfect, but at least I’m not trying to be anyone else. That sounds exhausting.
• I gave up trying to be someone else. They weren’t as cool as me anyway.
• Self-love means never lowering your standards. Except maybe for dessert.
• I give myself the kind of love I wish someone else would give me—plus a side of fries.
• Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got snacks and self-esteem?
• I’m a whole package. Slightly dented, oddly shaped—but prime delivery.
• I love myself more than I love Wi-Fi. And that’s saying something.
• They said I couldn’t love myself this much. So I did it twice.

Funny Quotes about Self Love

• When life gets rough, I remind myself: I'm the main character here.
• Self-love means clapping for yourself, even when you trip over nothing.
• I don’t glow because of highlighter—I glow because I like myself.
• My self-love journey includes naps, snacks, and refusing to deal with nonsense.
• I take myself out on dates. I always say yes and I never forget my wallet.
• I don’t chase people. I chase snacks, naps, and personal growth.
• Confidence level: selfie with no filter and still feeling fabulous.
• I’m not full of myself. I’m full of pizza and positive affirmations.
• My vibe is ‘I love me, and if you’re lucky, I might love you too.’
• I talk to myself. Sometimes I even answer. We’re both hilarious.
• I don’t need a therapist, I just need a mirror and a wink.

Funny Short Quotes about Love

Sometimes, the best laughs come in small packages. These short funny love quotes are quick, clever, and totally shareable—ideal for texts, cards, or just random smiles.

• Love at first sight is conceivable, but second glances pay off.
• Love: A brief insanity fixable with marriage.
• Love fills the heart while the head empties, like an hourglass.

Humour Love Quotes About Love

• Love is ridiculous for both of us.
• Women simply need food, water, and praise.
• Love is like a backache—it's there but not visible on X-rays.
• You only need love. But sometimes chocolate doesn't harm.
• A good relationship entails falling in love repeatedly with the same person.
• Love is the cake, romance is the frosting.
• "Love" feels hotter than "like".
• A kiss without a mustache is like a saltless egg.
• Love makes a person a poet, composer, and the corniest person in the room.
• I adore marriage. Finding someone you can irritate forever is fantastic.
• No more holding in your farts is love.
• Marriage gives sight to love, which is blind otherwise.
• As a pair, we're irresistible. Well, you're the one and I'm the zero.
• I adore you with the same fervor that a feral animal adores a trash can.

Short Love Funny Quotes

• I can imagine us being together, even though I'm not good at photography.
• You seem so ripe, I think you're a banana.
• Popcorn is love.
• Even though you were a pain yesterday, my love for you has only grown stronger.
• Get me now or lose me forever.
• So long as you remain a mystery to me, I will adore you.
• If you ever lose sight of me, our love will be like a candle: I will extinguish it.
• You aren't strange; you're simply a special edition.
• You're like a bottle of great wine: you improve with time and confuse me.
• Even more than pizza, you are my favorite food.
• Even when I'm furious, I still adore you.
• You are the cherry on top of my scotch, the flip side of my flop.
• If this is a game about love, we're victors.
• You mean more to me than nuts are to squirrels.

Short Love Quotes Funny 

• I can't function without you; you're like a battery charger.
• You mean the world to me, and I love you back.
• Women should be loved, not understood.

Funny Love Quotes about Relationships

Let’s be real—relationships can be messy, hilarious, and heartwarming all at the same time. These funny love quotes capture the ups, downs, and laugh-out-loud moments every couple experiences.

• You can trust a man's word when he promises he will mend anything. Reminding him of it every six months is unnecessary.
• To marry is to marry. You will find happiness with a good woman. Becoming a philosopher is the consequence of receiving a lousy one.
• A deaf guy and a blind lady would make the most perfect couple, in my opinion.
• Love burns brightly. Unfortunately, it's impossible to predict whether it will light your fireplace or torch your home.
• When you're in a relationship, it's rather relaxing. Extinction Zone.

Amusing Quotes About Love

• Say "Now you're super mad!" while wearing a cape if your partner gets furious with you.
• While a female says, "What?" The reason is not that she failed to hear you. Her intention is to allow you to revise your previous statement.
• No matter your opinion on women, I believe it takes skill to be able to make a single statement into a six-hour debate.
• Let our partnership between our iPhones and Samsungs work because I love you that much.
• I just know that you're wrong and that one of us is correct.
• A relationship might be enticing, but so was boarding the Titanic—and we all know what happened there.
• Each irate lady has her guy standing behind her, and he has no clue what he did wrong.
• Saying "I'll do the dishes" is the marital equivalent of saying "the four P's."
• Like a casserole, the ingredients for a healthy marriage are known only to the people who make it.
• Give your partner your undivided attention for at least a few minutes every day. It doesn't matter whether you think his troubles are ridiculous.

Funniest Love Quotes About Relationship

• Withholding the truth, even when presented with the perfect chance to harm someone's feelings, is the essence of true love.
• Getting married to a man is like making a long-awaited purchase from a store window. It may be perfect for your house when you purchase it, but it might not be the most versatile piece.
• No one knows what makes a marriage work until now.
• The number of times you may update your relationship status on Facebook should be limited. "Unstable" should be the default after 3.
• You can't have a spiritual connection and passionate embrace in a marriage; you also have to remember to eat three square meals a day and take out the garbage.

Funny Love Quotes from Movies

Rom-coms and love stories have given us some of the funniest one-liners ever. These funny movie quotes on love are perfect for film buffs who believe love is best served with popcorn and punchlines.

• Love is kindly, gentle, and it involves gradually losing your mind. -" 27 Dresses"
• I wish I had known how to stop you. - "Brokeback Mountain"
• I'm just a regular woman. Such extreme events seemed unlikely to happen to common people. - "Short Meeting"
• I enjoy you. There is that. I suppose I am carrying it. - "Garden State”

Funny Sayings About Love from Movie

• I would much prefer to quarrel with you than engage in a romantic relationship with another person. - "The Wedding Date"
• You wed the person you cannot live without, not someone you could live with. - "P.S. I Love You"
• What does your 'I want to kiss you face' look like?It resembles this rather a lot." - "The Lovebirds"
• Just listen to me, mister. You are my gleaming armor knight. Remember that. - "Golden Pond"
• You were the one I wanted. I really wanted it to be you so much. - "You've Got Mail"

In summary, whether you're sending a flirty quote to your partner or celebrating self-love with sass, these funny love quotes bring the joy and humor every relationship needs. Keep them close—and don’t forget to laugh often, love hard, and share these quotes with someone who makes your heart and stomach hurt from laughing.