80+ Funny Mother's Day Jokes and Puns to Make Her Laugh

We're here to tell you that it's officially time for Mothers Day jokes to take center stage! We have the ideal jokes for moms, whether you're a mom seeking fresh content or you're searching for something to make the moms in your life chuckle. You can be sure that these are kid-friendly jokes since they're clean.

Classic Mother’s Day Jokes

Start the day off right with these classic Mother’s Day jokes that are perfect for sharing over breakfast in bed or in a greeting card!

• Why was the mother cookie crying? while her children were nothing more than crumbs!
• The mother tomato called her baby, "Ketchup, little one!".
• Has the mother bird ever wondered why she sat on her eggs? She wished that they would not hatch!
• How is a mother panda bear disciplined for her cubs? She defies them with ease!
• Why had the mother brought a ladder to the bar? since she'd heard there were free drinks!

Simple Mothers Day Joke

• Wondering why the mother cat was sitting on the computer? She had her mouse under observation!
• The child broom heard the mother broom say, "Time to clean up your act!".
• With her child, the strawberry mother harbored a grudge. It was stuck!
• What made the mother then punish her young? Since they were speaking in a foul manner!
• Why did the firefly mother feel so proud of her offspring? That spark was very brilliant!

• Q: Why did the mother broom get a Mother’s Day gift?
  A: Because she was sweeping the competition!

• Q: Why did the cookie cry on Mother’s Day?
  A: Because his mom was a wafer too long!

• Q: What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato?
  A: "Ketchup, sweetheart!"

• Q: Why did the baby computer give its mom a Mother’s Day card?
  A: Because she always had the best "motherboard"!

• Q: What did the grape say to its mom on Mother’s Day?
  A: "You did a grape job raisin’ me!"

Hilarious One-Liner Mother’s Day Jokes

Short, sweet, and to the point! These mothers day jokes one liners are perfect for a quick text, a social media post, or a personalized gift tag:

• I pointed out to my mother that she was brow-drawing too high. She seems taken aback.
• The mother brought a ladder to the bar; why? since she'd heard there were free drinks!
• My mother loves to run till she runs out of patience.
• After my mum fell and tripped, I asked her if she was okay. 'I'm simply getting more grounded,' she remarked.
• The mother tomato became red, but why? because she noticed her child ketchup!

Funny Mothers Day Jokes

• I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.

• "Mom, I'm sorry for all the times I didn't take out the trash. (But mostly, I'm not.)"

• Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

• My mom is the best... at finding things I "lost."

• Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids!

• "I smile because you are my mother, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it."

• "Happy Mother's Day to the woman who deserves a medal...or a very large glass of wine."

• Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious.

• "Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it."

• "Mom: My first friend, my best friend, my forever therapist (and ATM)."

•  "Motherhood: Powered by love, fueled by coffee, and sustained by wine."

• "Raising kids is a walk in the park… Jurassic Park."

• "Mom, thanks for teaching me how to use a spoon. I still use it every day!"

• "If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way Mom told you to in the first place."

• "Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it all up."

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Funny Jokes about Motherhood

It's difficult being a mother, so why not send mom or anyone who is also a mom some Mothers Day jokes to ease the burden?

• I've learned from motherhood that drinking alcohol doesn't have to be fun.
• Being a mother is like living out a fairy tale backwards. You begin in a gorgeous ball gown and wind up mopping up little folks in dirty rags.

Mothers Day Jokes for Adults

• Have you ever heard of a job where you can't quit, it pays nothing, and you need no experience? That is being a mother. Yes, and there are lives at stake.
• I've learned how much I can let go of and yet be okay with as a mother.
• It's not a desire of mothers to sleep like babies. They desire to sleep soundly like a father.
• The fastest land mammal is which one? a young child who is questioned about what they are eating.
• Being a mother should be an Olympic sport: you have to beat the clock, everyone is calling your name, and you seldom ever get a medal.
• Have you heard the urban legend concerning what occurs if you yell "Mom" three times while taking a shower? A kind woman shows up holding the towel you left behind.
• The worst part of waiting for my mother to make dinner is realizing that I am her mother.

Mother Daughter Jokes

• Which three methods are the fastest for a rumor to spread? The phone, the internet, and telling your mother.
• Quietness is precious. If you are silent, it's suspicious—unless you have children.
• When you can explain why Mama Bear's porridge was too chilly, you can truly call yourself a mother.
• My children enquired about my experience as a mother. So around three in the morning, I woke them up and demanded to know where my lucky sock was.

Punny Mother's Day Jokes

Who doesn’t love a good Mother’s Day pun? These mom-themed puns will make your greeting card or social media post even more entertaining.

• Have a fan-stache-tic Mother's Day!

• Mom, you're one in a melon!

• I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

• You're a-maize-ing, Mom!

• Lettuce celebrate you, Mom!

• "Yoda best Mom!"

• "Thank you for being my biggest flan!"

• "Have a tea-riffic Mother's Day!"

• Why was calling his mother so difficult for the pirate? as she neglected to hang up the phone.

Funny Jokes for Mom

• From where do young Transformers originate? Prime Mom Optical.
• My mom's so cool, she's "mum-nificent"!
• Mom, you're "mum-azing" in every way!
• To my mother, who's always been "mum-derful" and "mum-nique"!
• Mom, you're the "mum-ster" of all moms!
• On Mother's Day, many "mum-ments" of love are being sent your way!
• Thanks for always being there, mom. You're "mum-believable"!
• Mom, you're the "mum-ch-needed" dose of love and laughter in my life!

Knock-Knock Jokes for Mother's Day

Get ready for some groans (and giggles!) with these kid-friendly Mother's Day jokes:

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mom.

Mom who?

Mom-entous occasions like Mother's Day deserve a big celebration!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hug.

Hug who?

Hug me tight, Mom, it's Mother's Day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Flowers.

Flowers who?

Flowers for you, Mom, to brighten your Mother's Day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Love.

Love who?

Love you, Mom, happy Mother's Day!

Jokes About Mothers Day

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

Queen of my heart, Mom, on Mother's Day and every day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mom-ster.

Mom-ster who?

Mom-ster hugs you on Mother's Day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Breakfast.

Breakfast who?

The finest mother ever on Mother's Day: breakfast in bed!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sweet.

Sweet who?

Sweet memories with you, Mom, happy Mother's Day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mom-a.

Mom-a who?

Mom-a so proud to call you my mom on Mother's Day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mommy.

Mommy who?

Mommy's love never ends, happy Mother's Day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Heart.

Heart who?

Heartfelt wishes for a wonderful Mother's Day, Mom!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Family.

Family who?

Family loves you, Mom, today and always, happy Mother's Day!

Best Funny Mothers Day Dad Jokes

With some of the funniest Mothers Day jokes ever, you may involve your dad in making mum happy.

• Why did the father choose to give the dog a Mother's Day card for his wife? "I woof you, Mom!" it exclaimed.

Mothers Day Jokes or Riddles

• He wrote his wife a Mother's Day message that said, "You're the real MVP – Most Valuable Parent!".
• Are you wondering why the father brought a ladder to the Mother's Day brunch? He had heard that was the greatest accolade!
• What did the father do on Mother's Day to keep his wife from napping? He concealed every cushion and pillow!
• As a Mother's Day gift, why did the father choose a plant? He hoped that she would "grow" to appreciate it even more!
• Have you ever noticed how corny the father's Mother's Day presents were? since he is a "great" spouse!
• How did the father react on Mother's Day when his wife asked to have breakfast in bed? Yes, honey. Which bed would you like for breakfast?
• For Mother's Day, the father gave his wife a shovel; why? She's the greatest at getting the kids covered in dirt!

Best Funny Mothers Day Jokes

• What inspired the father to compose a Mother's Day poem for his spouse? After lavishing her with presents, he was unable to purchase a card!
• On Mother's Day, how does the father show his appreciation for his wife? I consider you a superhero since you've survived another year with our crazy kids, honey!

Funny Mother’s Day Jokes for Social Media Captions

Need a witty caption for your Mother’s Day Instagram post? These funny Mother’s Day jokes will keep your followers entertained.

📸 "Moms are like WiFi. They always know when you’re up to something!"

📸 "Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who still calls to make sure I’m eating properly!"

📸 "Mom: The one who can find everything… except her own keys."

📸 "Life doesn’t come with a manual—it comes with a mom!"

📸 "Mom, thanks for pretending to love all my DIY gifts growing up. Here’s a real one this time!"

📸"Running on caffeine and mom chaos. #HappyMothersDay #MomLife #SendWine"

📸"Behind every great kid is a mom who's pretty sure she's screwing it all up. #MothersDay #MomTruth #NailedIt"

📸"I love my mom more than words can say... but this picture pretty much sums it up. #MothersDay #Blessed #CrazyFamily"

📸"She taught me everything I know... except how to fold a fitted sheet. #MothersDay #MomSkills #StillLearning"

📸"Happy Mother's Day to the queen of my heart (and the ruler of our household). #MothersDay #MomBoss #LoveYou"

📸"Here's to the woman who does it all! (And by 'all,' I mean laundry.) #HappyMothersDay"

📸"I'm not sure what's tighter, our jeans or our family bond. #MothersDay #MomJokes"

📸"May your coffee be strong and your kids be (relatively) well-behaved. #HappyMothersDay #MomLife"

📸"Celebrating the woman who gave me life...and occasionally threatens to take it back. #HappyMothersDay #MomHumor"

📸"Happy Mother's day to the woman who deserves all the likes...and a nap"

Funny Mother’s Day Captions

Mother's Day Jokes to Include in Greeting Cards

These jokes for Mother's Day are perfect for adding a touch of humor to a handwritten card:

• "Mom, thanks for providing me with love, support, and free food for many years."

• "Happy Mother's Day to the woman who deserves a private island, but I could only afford this card."

• "I'm so lucky to have you as my mom. I mean, who else would put up with me?"

• "Thanks for being the best mom I could have ever asked for. (And sorry for all the trouble I caused!)."

• "Happy Mother's Day! I promise to try to be a better child... eventually."

• "Happy Mother's Day! I love you more than chocolate (and you know how much I love chocolate)."

• "I'm so grateful for all the sacrifices you made for me. I'm still working on that Nobel Prize to make it up to you."

• "Happy Mother's Day to the woman who taught me everything I know... including how to get away with (almost) anything."

• "You're not just my mom, you're my friend (and my free therapist). Happy Mother's Day!"

• "Thanks for always being there, Mom, even when I was being a little monster. These mother daughter jokes work best when there is good humor."

Mother's Day Jokes for Greeting Cards

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Your home will undoubtedly be filled with laughter and joy on this wonderful day honoring mothers if you use all of the Mothers Day jokes we suggested. The gift of humor is a great way to express gratitude and make the mothers in your life smile, whether it is in the form of an absurd pun, a clever card, or a humorous T-shirt. Make this Mother's Day a joyful and unforgettable event for everyone by letting the laughter run free!