Top 50 Funniest Wedding Wishes for The Newlywed Couple

A wedding is an emotional occasion—filled with love, laughter, and plenty of happy tears. Whether you're addressing the bride, groom, a best friend, or a sibling, funny wedding wishes are the perfect way to spread laughter and cheer. But finding the right funny wish that feels appropriate for the couple and fits the tone of the event can sometimes be tricky. Personal House is here to help with a list of funny wedding wishes that will add a touch of humor and love to your wedding greetings. 

Funny Wedding Wishes Short

Short funny wedding wishes are perfect when you need a quick, fun message for a wedding card or a small note. They are also ideal for social media posts or a fun message to the couple on their special day. Simple, funny, and to the point, they will deliver laughter in just a few words.

Short Wedding Card Greetings Funny

• Congratulations for locating a companion willing to tolerate your antics!
• Are you sure you want to go from being single to married, from being free to occupied, and from having no worries to having none at all?
• This marriage is made to last, just like a well-built house. On your birthday, consider jewelry to be your insurance.
• I appreciate you reminding me of the financial savings I will experience by forgoing a wedding.
• Congratulations on your nuptials! You can never again ask to change the channel.
• Happy ever after, or at least after the honeymoon, with love and laughter!
• Matrimony is akin to a stroll through Jurassic Park.
• The three rings of marriage are engagement, wedding, and suffering.
• Greetings from the club! Although we have concerns, the business is excellent.

What To Write In A Wedding Card Funny

• Congratulations! In a married relationship, the husband is the one who is always correct.
• I hope that your love is like a good wine – it gets better with age and will probably make you do dumb things.
• I hope your marriage is every bit as memorable and enjoyable as your wedding night!
• We toast to a future filled with awkward family get-togethers and coordinated Netflix marathons!
• What's for dinner? isn't the hardest question you'll ask in a marriage.
• Congratulations on your union! The real adventure is about to begin: finding the TV remote!

Hilarious Wedding Wishes For Couple

For a couple who shares a love of laughter, funny wedding wishes can be an ideal way to celebrate their union. Whether they’re your family members or close friends, adding a hilarious twist to your well wishes is an unforgettable way to show your support

Funny Wedding Wishes Short For Couple

• Although I was aware of your intense love for one another, I didn't believe it would be strong enough to lead to marriage. Have an amazing future.
• You've made it quite clear that you adore this girl/guy, to the man who couldn't afford drinks when he was out with the guys but is now spending a ton of money on his extravagant wedding! Many congratulations.
• At last, you've connected with someone who gets your strange jokes. Keep them close at all times!
• A friend getting married is the worst thing ever. My parents now have even more justification to encourage me to get married. Many congratulations.
• May you live every night as your first and every day as your last.
• As Bill and Ted advised, treat each other with excellence.
• Why do wives pose a greater threat than the Mafia? Either your money or your life is what the Mafia wants. Wives desire both.
• Getting married successfully necessitates falling in love multiple times, and with the same person every time.
• Marrying someone is like enrolling in drama school. I hope comedy outweighs melodrama.

Humorous Wedding Messages For Couple

• Like any other job, being married helps if you get along with your boss.
• You two are now formally one unit, sharing a bathroom, a bed, and a remote control! Thank you for joining together as life partners!
• Why get married when it's faster and easier to jump in front of a train? I'm kidding! I hope you're smiling at your wedding!
• To be married is to commit. Obviously, insanity also does. You two have to be genuinely crazy or incredibly in love.
• How can you make sure your spouse remembers your anniversary? On his birthday, get hitched.
• I hope you receive so many gifts for the wedding that you forget none of them are from me.

Funny Wedding Wishes for the Bride

These funny wedding wishes for the bride are perfect if you have a close relationship with her and want to bring a smile to her face.

Wedding Quotes For Cards Funny For Bride

• Best wishes on your nuptials! I hope your love tale is just as glitzy as your Pinterest boards!
• Cheers to getting married to your best friend and the person who will never forget where you put your phone.
• Cheers to discovering a significant other who consistently grants you the final say and the last piece of cake.
• Congratulations on discovering someone who shares your passion for shoes!
• I'm wishing you a lifetime of joy, love, and endless shopping excursions.
• Best wishes! I hope getting married won't be as stressful as picking out your wedding gown.
• Cheers to a future devoid of hate, joy, and having to take out the trash ever again.

Funny Wedding Wishes Messages For Bride

• I'm wishing you a lifetime of romance, joy, and disagreement-free closet space.
• Congratulations on your nuptials! I hope your union is as exquisite and radiant as your wedding band.
• Every night of the week is a sleepover with your best friend when you're married. Have fun!
• Cheers to romance, joy, and a bathroom cleaner who always does the cleaning!
• Congratulations on meeting someone who will embrace your crazy and go on adventures with you.
• May your marriage be filled with happiness, humor, and incessant Netflix binges.
• Toast to an endless love and having someone to point the finger at when stuff disappears!
• Best wishes! May your love last a lifetime and be just as enjoyable as your bachelorette party and wedding pictures.

These funny wedding wishes work well for a friend or close relative who has a good sense of humor. They're lighthearted and perfect for a bridal shower or a wedding card.

Funny Wedding Wishes for the Groom

The groom’s big day deserves some lighthearted humor too! Funny wedding wishes for the groom can add a playful tone and remind him of the fun ahead.

Funny Wedding Phrases For Cards For Groom

• This is the day you give up late-night video games in favor of late-night throw pillow conversations. Greetings from the next stage of adulthood: marriage!
• Best wishes on your nuptials! Recall that finding that one person you want to irritate for the rest of your life is the main goal of marriage. Savor the experience of nonstop humor!
• Like a deck of cards, marriage has a club at the end and a diamond at the beginning. However, at least you'll always have a secret weapon!
• Your marriage counsel: Never forget to apologize, even if it's just to be correct. It is the key to a contented, humorous marriage!
• Cheers to romance, joy, and never having to prepare food on your own again.
• Best wishes! May your wife always find charm in your dancing moves and your jokes.
• I'm wishing you a happy, loving marriage with a partner who won't criticize your movie choices.

Wedding Congratulations Quotes Funny For Groom

• Happy to hear that someone finds your snoring endearing!
• We applaud the man for willingly giving up his TV remote control so that someone else can use it. I hope your favorite shows air indefinitely!
• Cheers to a lifetime of love and a companion who can always remind you where your keys are.
• I hope you find someone who can put up with your taste in music, boundless love, and laughter.
• Best wishes! You now have a lifelong companion for all of your upcoming do-it-yourself mishaps.
• To the groom, cheers! May you have a happy, loving marriage and always have a well-kept lawn.
• I'm wishing you a happy, funny, and pretend-listening spouse for your sports-related tirades.
• I'm wishing for you a marriage that is as dependable and strong as your delivery of pizza. I hope that every day, your love arrives hot and fresh!

If you’re the groom’s best man or a close friend, these funny wedding wishes will bring laughter and add a fun tone to the event.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Best Friend

Your best friend’s wedding is one of the most special moments in life, and what better way to wish them well than with some humor? Funny wedding wishes for your best friend are a great way to show your excitement and make them smile on their big day.

Whether it's a witty joke about marriage or a clever anecdote, these wedding wishes for a friend will make your friend remember their day with joy and a smile.

Wedding Wishes For Best Friend Funny

• Congratulations on discovering a lifelong partner who will cherish you through wrinkles and old dad jokes!
• I'm wishing you a lifetime of joy and love. and no problems with Wi-Fi when streaming Netflix.
• To your wedding, cheers! I hope you have a long life full of takeout, love, and laughter.
• Happily ever after, love, and laughter are in store! Well, at least after you both decide what to watch on TV!
• The only war in which you sleep with your opponent is marriage. Congratulations!
• Congratulations! When you lose your keys, you'll have someone to blame!
• Getting married requires dedication. Obviously, insanity also does. Best wishes!

Funny Wedding Wishes For Friend

• May your love be as timeless as your friend's clothes, yet current enough to endure the test of time!
• You succeeded! You've finally met someone who finds your jokes funny and your dancing impressive.
• Let's toast to a future filled with awkward family get-togethers and coordinated bathroom schedules!
• Cheers to romance, good humor, and discovering how to divide the TV remote.
• In a marriage, you make a pledge to always check in before eating the last cookie. Congratulations!
• May your marriage bring you as much joy as you bring to others—and with less washing to do.
• Congratulations on meeting someone who will participate in your never-ending arguments about what to eat for dinner!
• Warmest regards for your nuptials! May your love be boundless and a tad inappropriate, just like your sense of humor.

Funny Wedding Wishes for a Sibling

Want to tease your sibling on their wedding day? These funny wedding wishes for brother or sister will add a playful touch to your congratulations.

Wedding Funny Wishes for a Sibling

• "Congratulations on getting hitched! Now you can finally move out of our parents' basement. Just kidding—wishing you both a lifetime of happiness."
• "I can't believe my little sibling is all grown up and getting married. May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few sibling rivalries... just like old times."
• "I always knew you were a catch, but I never thought you'd actually get caught. Congratulations on finding your perfect match!"
• "Remember all those embarrassing childhood stories I have on you? Well, I'm saving them for your anniversary speech. Just kidding—wishing you both a lifetime of love and happiness."
• "May your marriage be filled with as much joy and laughter as we shared growing up. Congratulations on your wedding, sib!"
• "Well, I guess this means I can finally have my own room back. Just kidding! Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness together."
• "I'm so proud of the person you've become, and I'm even more proud to call you my sibling. Congratulations on your wedding!"
• "Remember, marriage is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get. But I'm pretty sure you two got the best ones. Congratulations!"
• "I can't wait to see what kind of trouble you two get into together. Just kidding—wishing you both a lifetime of love and adventure."
• "May your marriage be filled with as much love and laughter as our family gatherings... and maybe a little less chaos. Congratulations!"
• "I'm so happy for you, sib! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go practice my best man/maid of honor speech... in the mirror."
• "Congratulations on finding someone who can tolerate your weirdness. Just kidding—wishing you both a lifetime of happiness and acceptance."
• "I'm not sure what's more surprising, that you found someone to marry you or that they actually said yes. Just kidding—wishing you both a lifetime of love and surprises."
• "May your marriage be filled with as much love and support as we've always shared as siblings. Congratulations on your wedding!"
• "I'm so happy to welcome a new member to our crazy family. Just kidding—wishing you both a lifetime of love and belonging."

These types of wedding messages are best suited for wedding cards or speeches where you can lighten the mood with your sibling.

Funny Wedding Wishes from Parents

Parents may have mixed emotions watching their child get married, but humor can lighten the moment and make it more memorable. These funny wedding wishes from parents are ideal for offering love and advice with a humorous twist.

Wedding Wishes Funny from Parents

• "We're so happy for you both! May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few grandchildren for us to spoil."
• "We always knew you'd find someone special, but we never expected them to be this amazing. Congratulations on your wedding!"
• "Remember, marriage is a partnership. Sometimes you have to compromise, sometimes you have to negotiate, and sometimes you just have to apologize. But as long as you love each other, you'll be fine. Congratulations!"
• "We're so proud of the beautiful couple you've become. May your marriage be filled with joy, laughter, and a lifetime of happy memories."
• "Congratulations on your wedding! Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to go dance and celebrate the fact that we finally have an empty nest."
• "We're so excited to welcome a new member to our family! May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and lots of home-cooked meals."
• "Remember, kids, marriage is like a garden. You have to tend to it, nurture it, and sometimes pull out a few weeds. But the rewards are always worth it. Congratulations!"
• "We've loved watching you grow up, and now we're excited to watch you grow old together. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness and companionship."
• "May your marriage be filled with as much love and laughter as you've brought into our lives. Congratulations on your wedding day!"
• "We're so proud of the amazing people you've become, both individually and as a couple. May your marriage be a testament to your love and commitment."
• "Congratulations on your wedding! Now, don't forget to call your mother... and your father too!"
• "Remember, kids, the secret to a happy marriage is communication... and a good sense of humor. Wishing you both a lifetime of laughter and love."
• "We're so happy to see you two start this new chapter together. May your marriage be filled with adventure, joy, and unwavering support for one another."
• "Congratulations on your wedding! Now, go have some fun and make us proud!"
• "We love you both very much, and we're so excited to see what the future holds for you as a married couple. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness and fulfillment."

Funny Wedding Wishes Poems

For those who like to get a bit creative with their wedding messages, funny wedding wishes poems offer a charming way to convey humor in a poetic form. These short rhyming messages are playful and often capture the joy of the couple's new life together.

Funny Wedding Poems

• “Roses are red, violets are blue,
  Marriage is a challenge, but so are you!
  May your love grow stronger with each passing day,
  And may you always find time to laugh and play!”

• “You’ve tied the knot, now don’t forget,
  The key to marriage is good humor, you bet!
  May laughter be your guiding light,
  And love and joy be in your sight.”

• "To the happy couple, may your love shine bright,
  May your days be filled with laughter and light.
  May your troubles be few, your joys be many,
  And may your love story be long and funny."

   

• "Marriage is a journey, a wild and crazy ride,
  With ups and downs, and twists and turns beside.
  But with love as your compass and laughter as your guide,
  You'll navigate it all with joy and pride."

   

• "Congratulations on your wedding day,
  May your love grow stronger in every way.
  May your life together be filled with bliss,
  And may your kisses be long and full of hiss...
  Just kidding! Wishing you all the best."

To sum up, weddings are joyous occasions filled with love, laughter, and celebration. Your thoughtful gifts and funny wedding wishes for the couples have added humor and light-heartedness to the event, making their special day even more memorable.

If you’re looking for a unique and personalized gift to accompany your funny wedding wishes, be sure to explore Personal House’s custom gift offerings. A personalized item paired with a humorous message will make the newlyweds feel special and add a meaningful touch to their celebration.