Top 50 Funny Wedding Wishes – Hilarious Messages for Friends & Couples

Funny wedding wishes are perfect when mushy just isn’t your style. Whether you're congratulating a friend, a coworker, or writing something unforgettable in a wedding card, humor goes a long way. This list features everything from short funny wedding wishes for friend to clever messages for couples, even for colleagues to add a splash of wit to any “happily ever after.”

Short Funny Wedding Wishes

Not everyone wants to give a long toast. Sometimes, a few sharp and funny words say it best. Personal House suggests these short funny wedding wishes for quick laughs that pack a punch.

Short Wedding Card Greetings Funny

• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Congrats!

• Happy wedding day! Let the snoring and thermostat battles begin.

• Congrats! You just signed up for a lifetime subscription to each other.

• May your love last forever, or at least longer than your wedding cake.

• Wishing you a marriage full of laughter... mostly at each other.

• Here's to love, laughter, and never sharing the last slice of pizza.

• Tying the knot: the adult version of locking pinkies.

• May your life be filled with laughter, and your in-laws live far away.

• Congrats! You found the one who tolerates your quirks.

What To Write In A Wedding Card Funny

• Here's to a lifetime of stealing each other's fries. Happy Wedding Day!

• I knew you two would end up together. My psychic abilities are truly unmatched. Congrats!

• May your love be as endless as the dishes in the sink. Just kidding! Congrats!

• You found your lobster! Congrats on your big day!

• Welcome to the married club! We have meetings on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
  

Funny Wedding Wishes with Puns & Wordplay

Puns make everything better—especially wedding wishes to newly married couple! These witty gems work perfectly for couples who love a clever twist.

Funny Wedding Messages with Puns

• You two are the "pear"-fect match. Enjoy your fruit-filled future!
• No "marriage" can compete with yours—it's "knot" even close!
• Hope your love story always "rings" true. Get it?
• May your days be "wed-dingful" and your nights pun-derful.
• Here's to a love that's s'more than sweet.
• Together, you're the "butter" half.
• It's about "thyme" you two got hitched!
• Wishing you two a "grape" future full of "wine-derful" memories.
• May your arguments be short and your dessert tables long.
• Congrats on making it official. Now let the "I do-nuts" commence!

• You're not just 'mint' for each other, you're a perfect blend!

• Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need is two hearts and a diamond. Congrats!

• Glad you two finally decided to get 'married-geous'!

• You two are 'un-wine-dable' together! Cheers to forever!

• Here's to a future that's 'grape'! Happy Wedding!

Funny Wedding Wishes for the Bride

The bride deserves a message as dazzling and cheeky as her big-day glow. These funny wedding wishes work well for close friends, siblings, or bridesmaids.

Wedding Quotes For Cards Funny For Bride

• Congrats, Bride! You now have a permanent plus one and someone to blame for your missing eyeliner.

• You look stunning, even with the stress of planning a party for 100+ guests. Legend!

• You nailed the bridal look and bagged the groom. Two wins in one day!

• May your wedding day be as perfect as your Pinterest board.

• Just remember: the cake may be sweet, but you're still the main dessert.

• May your marriage be as flawless as your contour.

• Now that you’re married, you finally have someone to kill spiders for you.

• Let’s raise a toast to love, laughter, and unlimited online shopping.

• Here’s to a lifetime of love... and your husband figuring out your shoe size.

• Happy wedding day to the queen of the aisle!

Funny Wedding Wishes Messages For Bride

• Cheers to romance, joy, and a bathroom cleaner who always does the cleaning!
• Congratulations on meeting someone who will embrace your crazy and go on adventures with you.
• May your marriage be filled with happiness, humor, and incessant Netflix binges.
• Toast to an endless love and having someone to point the finger at when stuff disappears!
• Here's to the bride! May your love story be better than any rom-com you've ever watched.
• So happy for you, bride! Just remember who was there for you before he was.

These funny wedding wishes for the bride are perfect for a special note or a message on custom gifts like a personalized makeup bag or a wine glass just for her. 

Funny Wedding Card Messages for the Groom

For the guy of the hour, humor is always welcome. Personal House recommends these funny wedding card messages to add some fun to the groom's big day.

Funny Wedding Phrases For Cards For Groom

• Congrats! You may have lost the remote, but you won the bride.

• Welcome to married life: where “yes dear” is a daily mantra.

• Enjoy your new life as a husband—aka unpaid handyman.

• Say goodbye to solo gaming nights and hello to joint Netflix accounts.

• She said yes. Don’t blow it now!

• Marriage: Because one toothbrush in the shower wasn't enough.

• Here's to love, loyalty, and letting her have the last word.

• You looked great today—don’t get used to it!

• May your love last longer than your favorite sneakers.

• Welcome to the club of "Where did we put that thing again?"
  

Wedding Congratulations Quotes Funny For Groom

• Happy to hear that someone finds your snoring endearing!
• We applaud the man for willingly giving up his TV remote control so that someone else can use it. I hope your favorite shows air indefinitely!
• Cheers to a lifetime of love and a companion who can always remind you where your keys are.
• I hope you find someone who can put up with your taste in music, boundless love, and laughter.
• Game over, man! Just kidding. Congrats on your promotion to husband!
• To the groom, cheers! May you have a happy, loving marriage and always have a well-kept lawn.

These lines shine on personalized wedding gifts like cufflink boxes, groom-themed mugs, or keepsake cards.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Best Friend

When your best friend ties the knot, the message better be golden and hilarious. These funny wedding wishes for best friend keep it light and genuine.

Wedding Wishes For Best Friend Funny

• I'm so happy for you two! Now I finally have someone else to blame things on when we hang out.

• To my best friend: I can't believe you're actually getting married. Who knew you had it in you? Congrats!

• Remember all those terrible dating stories? So glad you found your happily ever after and spared me more!

• You found someone almost as awesome as me. Congrats, bestie!

• I always knew you'd get married. Just figured it'd be to pizza. Congrats!

• Here's to the person who knows all my secrets and still loves me. Oh, wait, that's you two now! Congrats!
  

Funny Wedding Wishes For Friend

• From late-night calls to lifelong vows—who knew you'd adult this hard?

• Watching you get married is wild... but I’m here for the cake!

• Can I still crash on your couch, or is it reserved for couple cuddles now?

• You found someone who laughs at your jokes—keeper!

• Your wedding glow is blinding. Or maybe that’s just happiness (and champagne).

• I’m 80% thrilled and 20% jealous. Congrats!

• Cheers to love, inside jokes, and someone else doing your laundry.

• Wishing you a life of happiness and matching pajama sets.

• Just don't forget who was your soulmate first. Happy wedding!

• Congrats on finding the one... who’s legally bound to your weirdness!
  

These wedding wishes for a friend are great for engraving on photo frames, handwritten in memory books, or shared over champagne.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Colleagues or Acquaintances

Need to stay classy and funny for a coworker or distant relative? These funny wedding wishes for colleagues hit the sweet spot.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Colleagues

• Happy wedding day! Wishing you a lifetime of love... and shared calendars.
• Congrats on finding someone who tolerates your work stories! Happy wedding!
• Here’s to love, laughter, and never fighting over Excel sheets. Happy wedding!
• Marriage: the next big project (no PowerPoint required). Happy wedding!
• May your union be stronger than our office Wi-Fi. Happy wedding day!
• Hope your honeymoon is longer than our lunch break. Happy wedding!
• Best wishes! Let the passive-aggressive text wars begin. Happy wedding!
• Cheers to no more awkward plus-one invites! Happy wedding!
• From spreadsheets to wedding sheets—congrats! Happy wedding!
• Wishing you love, peace, and zero email notifications. Happy wedding day!

• Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, and a comfortable chair for when you get home from work. Congrats!

• May your marriage be as strong as your coffee on a Monday morning. Happy Wedding!

• Congrats on your wedding! I hear marriage is a lot like a long meeting – eventually, you get used to it.

• Wishing you both an amazing life together. May your teamwork be even better than it is at the office!

These wedding wishes for coworkers are ideal for cards or paired with lighthearted Personal House gifts like custom doormats or desktop plaques.

Funny Wedding Wishes Poems

When laughter meets rhyme, the result is unforgettable. These funny wedding poems are perfect for cards, speeches, or custom prints.

Funny Wedding Poems

• “Roses are red, violets are blue,
  Marriage is a challenge, but so are you!
  May your love grow stronger with each passing day,
  And may you always find time to laugh and play!”

• “You’ve tied the knot, now don’t forget,
  The key to marriage is good humor, you bet!
  May laughter be your guiding light,
  And love and joy be in your sight.”

• "To the happy couple, may your love shine bright,
  May your days be filled with laughter and light.
  May your troubles be few, your joys be many,
  And may your love story be long and funny."

• "Marriage is a journey, a wild and crazy ride,
  With ups and downs, and twists and turns beside.
  But with love as your compass and laughter as your guide,
  You'll navigate it all with joy and pride."

• "Congratulations on your wedding day,
  May your love grow stronger in every way.
  May your life together be filled with bliss,
  And may your kisses be long and full of hiss...
  Just kidding! Wishing you all the best."

Conclusion

Laughter belongs at every wedding—especially in the words we share with the happy couple. From puns to poems, these funny wedding wishes help you celebrate their big day with humor and heart. Whether you're writing a card or choosing a custom mug or plaque from Personal House, your message will be as unforgettable as the party!