Top 100 Funny St Patricks Day Quotes for Friends & Family

Whether you're toasting with friends, sharing a laugh with family, or sending out festive greetings, funny St Patricks Day quotes are a great way to spread cheer. A witty quote or a clever saying can brighten someone’s day and add to the fun of the celebration. In this article, Personal House shares the best funny St. Patrick's Day quotes to make you smile!

Short Funny St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

When you're looking to add a quick laugh to your St. Patrick’s Day, short funny quotes are perfect. These concise, witty quotes are easy to share on social media, in cards, or even as part of your party décor. Here are some short funny St. Patrick's Day quotes to brighten anyone’s day:

Short but Funny St. Patrick’s Day Quotes

• "I'm not Irish, but I can certainly put on a Guinness!"
• "May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow."
• "Pinch me, I'm Irish! (But not too hard, please.)"
• "I'm so lucky, I even find horseshoes in my Lucky Charms!"
• "Let's get shamrocked!"
• "Whiskey me away!"
• "I'm green with envy for anyone who's actually in Ireland right now."
• "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light."
• "Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer—and another one!"  
• "If you're enough lucky to be Irish... You're lucky enough!"
• "St. Patrick's Day: It's like Christmas, but with more drinking."
• "I'm not Irish, but I'm up for any excuse to wear green and drink beer."
• "May the luck of the Irish be with you... always."
• "Happy St. Patrick's Day! Now let's go find some gold!"
• "Eat, drink, and be Irish!"

Funny Irish Quotes for St. Patrick’s Day

 Whether you’re Irish or simply enjoying the holiday, these funny Irish quotes are bound to make you laugh. From leprechaun wisdom to cheeky remarks, these funny quotes for St. Patrick's Day embody the fun-loving spirit of the Irish.

Funny Quotes for St. Patrick’s Day Inspired from Irish Culture

• "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far." - Irish Blessing  
• "Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember those that made you glad." - Irish Saying
• "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out." - Irish Blessing
• "Here's to being Irish! The one day of the year everyone wishes they were." - Anonymous
• "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door." - Irish Blessing

• "May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door." - Irish Blessing   
• "May those who love us, love us; and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping." - Irish Blessing   
• "May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you." - Irish Blessing
• "May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead." - Irish Blessing
• "May you have food and raiment, a soft pillow for your head. May you be forty years in heaven before the devil knows you're dead." - Irish Blessing   
• "May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future." - Irish Blessing
• "May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse." - Irish Blessing
• "May you get all your wishes but one, so you always have something to strive for." - Irish Blessing
• "May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead." - Irish Blessing   
• "There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were." - Irish Saying

Share them with friends or family who enjoy a good laugh, or use them in personalized gifts like mugs or t-shirts for a fun Irish twist on St. Patrick’s Day.

St. Patrick’s Day Quotes for Friends

What’s a St. Patrick’s Day celebration without a few laughs among friends? Funny St. Patrick’s Day quotes for friends can make the holiday even more enjoyable. 

• Why do leprechauns never fight? Because they all have short tempers!
• I'm not a leprechaun, but I can make your heart magically disappear with this unique T-shirt. Interested?
• Irish yoga: Bend the elbow, lift the spirits!
• I'm not drunk; I'm just Irish. Okay, maybe a little drunk.
• May your day be as bright as the rainbow, and your pot of gold be a full glass of whiskey!
• Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck!
• Irish you are beer. Cheers to St. Patrick's Day!
• Why did the leprechaun sit on the toadstool? To get to the bottom of things! Just for fun, cheers to St. Patrick's Day!
• Irish I had a pot of gold for every time someone mispronounced my last name on St. Patrick's Day.
• St. Patrick's Day: Where everyone is Irish, and the luck of the Irish is tested by the amount of green beer consumed.
• Why did the Irish chef include only 239 beans in the stew? Because one more would be too farty!

St Patricks Day Funny Quotes

• Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to go to hell so they look forward to the trip. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
• Irish you a day filled with luck, laughter, and just the right amount of shenanigans!
• Why do leprechauns make terrible secret agents? Because they can never stay undercover – too much green!
• Irish you a day filled with luck, laughter, and just the right amount of shenanigans!
• Why did the leprechaun turn to stand-up comedy? He had the gift of gab!
• May your troubles be less and your Wi-Fi signal be strong – especially on St. Patrick's Day!
• Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck!
• Irish yoga: Downward dog, meet the leprechaun limbo!
• What's an Irish person's favorite music? Sham-rock and roll!
• Irish prescription for a great St. Patrick's Day: A little laughter, a dash of mischief, and a whole lot of green!

Funny Quotes About St Patrick's Day

• Irish you could join my St. Patrick's Day celebration, but leprechauns only allow a select few to the party. This custom apparel will help you. Consider yourself lucky!
• Why do leprechauns make terrible poker players? Because they can't handle a good flush!
• May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door – especially if it's delivering pizza on St. Patrick's Day!
• What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture!
• Irish you a day filled with more green beer than bad decisions!
• Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn't afford plane tickets!
• Irish diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell and making them look forward to the trip – especially if it's a leprechaun offering travel advice!
• May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, and may your day be as bright as your smile – or the neon shamrock sunglasses you'll be wearing!
• Irish Alzheimer's: You forget everything but the grudges. Happy St. Patrick's Day – or as I like to call it, 'Forgive and Forget Day!

Funny Quotes For St Patricks Day

• I'm not Irish, but on St. Patrick's Day, everyone's a little Irish. Cheers to temporary nationality!
• May your troubles be as few as your regrets the morning after St. Patrick's Day.
• Why do leprechauns never share their gold? Because they are green with greed!
• I don't need luck, I have Irish charm. It's like luck, but with a better accent.
• May your day be touched with a bit of Irish luck, and may your pockets be heavy with someone else's gold!
• Irish diplomacy: the ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.
• St. Patrick's Day is the day we all pretend to be Irish. Because being yourself is overrated!
• Irish coffee is the best way to keep awake during a meeting, especially if you add a little Irish to the coffee.

These funny quotes are great for sending to your friends or including in personalized gifts like cards, mugs, or t-shirts. Whether you’re celebrating together or from afar, these Funny St. Patrick's Day Quotes will keep the party going with laughter.

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Funny St. Patrick’s Day Quotes for Family

Family gatherings on St. Patrick’s Day are full of fun and laughter. These funny St. Patrick’s Day quotes for family members can add some humor to your celebrations.

• "Family and Irish blessings go together like Guinness and St. Patrick's Day!"
• "I'm so lucky to have a family that's as crazy as me. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
• "May our family be blessed with the luck of the Irish and a whole lot of laughter this St. Patrick's Day!"
• "Family is like a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Happy St. Patrick's Day to my pot of gold!"
• "Home is where the heart is, and my heart is with my family this St. Patrick's Day."
• "The best thing about St. Patrick's Day is spending it with the people I love most: my family!"
• "Family is like a shamrock: three leaves held together by love. Happy St. Patrick's Day to my three-leaf clover!"
• "May our family celebrations be filled with more laughter than leprechauns this St. Patrick's Day!"
• "I'm not sure what's tighter: my jeans after a St. Patrick's Day feast or our family bond."
• "To my crazy, wonderful family: Happy St. Patrick's Day! May we always have each other to lean on (and laugh with)."
• "Family is the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
• "Wishing my family a St. Patrick's Day filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of Irish mischief!"
• "The only thing better than a pint of Guinness on St. Patrick's Day is sharing it with my family."
• "Happy St. Patrick's Day to the family that makes every day feel like a celebration!"
• "May the luck of the Irish be with my family today and every day."

These funny St Patricks Day quotes are perfect for sharing during a family meal, around the table, or in a family-oriented St. Patrick’s Day card. They strike the right balance between humor and warmth, making them great for close-knit family celebrations.

Funny St. Patrick’s Day Captions

Looking for the perfect caption for your St. Patrick's Day Instagram post? These funny St Patrick's Day captions are sure to get you all the likes.

St Patricks Day Sayings On Instagram

• Irish you were beer. Happy St. Paddy's Day!
• Feeling lucky, I might delete it later. Or not. 
• Shamrock and roll, it's St. Patrick's Day! 
• Just here for the shenanigans and green vibes. #StPatricksDayFun
• Pot o' gold? Nah, I'm searching for the perfect pint. 
• Leprechauns made me do it! #StPaddysMischief
• Wearing green so I don't get pinched – or maybe just for the Instagram pic. 
• Lucky charms in my bowl, and a sprinkle of mischief in my soul. #StPatricksMagic
• Kiss me, I'm Irish. But only if you're a chocolate or a cute dog. 
• Shamrocks, selfies, and shenanigans. It's how we do St. Paddy's Day!
• May your day be as bright as a rainbow and your selfie game strong. #StPatricksSnap
• Why do leprechauns never share their secrets? Because they're magically delicious! 
• Here to shamROCK your feed with some St. Paddy's Day vibes. Let the festivities begin! 
• They say everyone's a little Irish on St. Patrick's Day. Does that mean I can claim my pot of gold now?
• Eating my greens today – mostly in the form of green M&M's. #StPatricksDay

St Patrick's Day Captions

• Shamrocks, shenanigans, and a whole lot of green – it must be St. Patrick's Day!
• Leprechaun-approved level of mischief unlocked. Happy St. Paddy's Day!
• Leprechaun stole my motivation, but who needs it when you have St. Patrick's Day fun?
• Irish you a day as bright as my highlighter-green socks! 
• If you can't find the leprechaun, you're not looking in the right pub. #StPaddysDay
• Kiss me, I'm Irish-ish for the day. But, like, on the cheek. We're keeping it Covid-friendly!
• Why do leprechauns make great comedians? They have the luck of the funny! 
• Just here for the green beer and good cheer. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!

Whether you’re sharing a photo of your festive outfit or your favorite St. Patrick’s Day drink, these St Patrick's Day funny quotes will keep your followers smiling.

We hope you've enjoyed these funny St. Patrick's Day quotes! Feel free to use them to add a touch of humor to your celebrations and personalized gifts. From all of us at Personal House, have a happy and hilarious St. Patrick's Day! ☘️