70 Best Valentine’s Jokes For Adults And Kids

Looking to add some humor to your Valentine's Day celebrations?  Personal House has you covered with a collection of Valentine's jokes that are sure to get your loved ones laughing. Whether you're looking for something short and sweet, a bit naughty, or appropriate for the workplace, we've got the perfect Valentine's Day jokes for adults & kids to share with your friends, family, and significant other. Let's spread the love and laughter this Valentine's Day!

Best Valentine’s Jokes For Adults

Want to add a touch of adult humor to your Valentine's Day celebrations? These Valentine's Day jokes for adults are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or your significant other who appreciate a good laugh and don't mind a bit of playful banter.

Short Valentine’s Jokes for Adults

Need a quick and easy way to make someone laugh this Valentine's Day? These short Valentine's Day jokes for adults are perfect for a text message, a social media post, or a casual conversation.

Short Valentines jokes for adults

• What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."
• What do you call a very small Valentine? A valentiny!
• Why did the bicycle fall in love? Because it was twoTIRED.
• What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you."
• What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between you and me, something smells."
• What did the Valentine card say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
• What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
• Why do painters always fall in love with their models? Because they love them with all of their art.
• What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive."
• Why is being a pirate so romantic? They say, "I love you" with every buccaneer.

Funny Valentine’s Jokes for Adults

Looking for a Valentine's Day joke that will have everyone in stitches? These hilarious Valentine's Day jokes for adults are perfect for those who love a good laugh and don't mind a bit of silliness.

• Why did the computer take its Valentine to therapy?

Because it had too many unresolved issues!

• What did the grape say to the wine on Valentine's Day?

"You make everything more grape-ful!"

• Why did the calendar break up with Valentine's Day?

It felt too dated!

• Why did the unique couples’ mugs go to a comedy show on Valentine?

To mug-nify their laughter and enjoy a brew-tiful evening together!

• Why did the Valentine's Day card apply for a job?

It wanted to be the CEO of Love, with an excellent resume of heartfelt messages!

• What's a vampire's favorite Valentine's Day treat?

Love at first bite-sized chocolates!

• What did the coffee say to its Valentine?

"You mocha me crazy!"

• Why did the bicycle fall in love with the stationary bike?

It found a perfect match that never went anywhere!

• Why did people choose matching socks as couples’ gift ideas on Valentine's Day?

Because nothing says love like "sole" mates with a touch of humor!

• What did the mathematician say to their Valentine?

"You're the sum total of my happiness!"

Funniest Valentine’s Jokes For Adults

• Why did the computer send a love letter on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to express its byte-sized affection!

These Valentine jokes for adults are perfect for friends or couples who love to joke around and keep things lighthearted.

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Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

Open the door to a world of laughter and surprise with our collection of Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine! You can use it for your Valentine’s Day quotes as well. These witty and charming jokes are crafted to tickle your funny bone and add a playful twist to your Valentine's Day celebration.

Knock Knock Valentine’s Jokes

• Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you, and I miss you already!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how much I love you?

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole, and you'll find my love waiting for you!

Knock Knock Valentine's Jokes

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you! You must be catching my love bug!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Just in time for a Valentine's hug!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to be my Valentine?

Valentine’s Jokes Knock Knock

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive your love, I'm here to celebrate Valentine's Day!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's getting chilly out here without your love!

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No silly, cows say moo but I say I love you!

Knock Knock Valentine's Jokes

• Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the chocolates; you take my heart!

Unlock the joy of laughter as you explore our Valentine Knock Knock Jokes-a delightful blend of humor that brings smiles to both young and old. Explore Valentine gift wrap to attach these funny lines to your presents to make your loved one giggle. These jokes are the perfect way to spread love and laughter on this special day.

Dirty Valentine’s Day Jokes for Adults

Want to spice things up this Valentine's Day? These dirty Valentine's Day jokes for adults are a bit naughty but still hilarious, perfect for sharing with your significant other or close friends who appreciate some adult humor.

Dirty Valentines Jokes

Dirty Valentine's Jokes

Dirty Jokes for Valentine

Remember, these dirty Valentine's Day jokes are best shared with those who appreciate a bit of risqué humor. Choose your audience wisely and enjoy the laughter (and maybe a few blushes) this Valentine's Day!

Valentine Jokes One-Liners

One-liners are quick, witty, and perfect for delivering a punchline with minimal setup. These Valentine jokes one-liners work well in casual conversations or as fun icebreakers.

• "You're my butter half."
• "I love you with all my heart... and my stomach."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
• "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
• "Are you a fruit? Because you're fine-apple."
• "I love you more than chocolate... but don't make me prove it."
• "You're the only person I want to annoy for the rest of my life."
• "I love you more than coffee... but please don't make me choose."

Valentines jokes one liners

These Valentines jokes are ideal for social gatherings, texting, and quick laughs during Valentine’s Day events.

Valentine Jokes for Work

Want to lighten the mood at the office this Valentine's Day? These Valentine jokes one liners for work are perfect for sharing with your coworkers and bringing a smile to their faces (without getting HR involved).

• "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm glad I don't share a cubicle with you!"
• "Happy Valentine's Day! May your coffee be strong and your workday short."
• "I love my job almost as much as I love chocolate. Almost."
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a spreadsheet, I'd excel at you."
• "My Valentine's Day wish is for a day with no meetings and unlimited coffee."
• "Love is in the air... along with the smell of burnt popcorn from the microwave."
• "I'm so happy to have coworkers who make coming to work (almost) bearable. Happy Valentine's Day!"
• "Roses are red, my keyboard is gray, I'd rather be at home, but I have to get paid. Happy Valentine's Day!"
• "I love my job... except for the part where I have to actually work. Happy Valentine's Day!"
• "May your Valentine's Day be filled with love, laughter, and no urgent deadlines."

Valentine jokes one liners for work

Best Valentine Jokes For Kids

Valentine’s Day isn’t just for adults. Kids enjoy celebrating with cards, candy, and plenty of giggles. Personal House has curated a list of kid-friendly Valentine’s jokes to spread joy among the younger crowd. These jokes are sweet, silly, and perfect for classroom parties or family gatherings.

• What did the unique T-shirts say to the little Valentine?

"You make my heart feel tee-rific!"

• Why did the Valentine card go to school?

Because it wanted to be sent to the heart of class!

• What did the paper say to the pencil on Valentine's Day?

"You draw me in every time!"

• Why did the Valentine's Day cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling a bit crumbly!

• What did one Valentine say to the other?

"We're a perfect match, just like peanut butter and jelly!"

• Why did the computer send a love letter on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to express its byte-sized affection!

Best Valentine's Jokes For Kids

• How did the Valentine's Day card greet the computer?

"You've got mail... of love!"

• What did the stamp say to the envelope?

"I'm stuck on you, Valentine!"

• Why did the romantic chef break up with the spice rack on Valentine's Day?

The relationship had become too cuminbersome!

• What did the teddy bear say after receiving a Valentine?

"Fur real? You're un-bear-ably sweet!"

• How do you mend a broken heart-shaped balloon?

With a "kiss it better"!

Funny Valentine Jokes For Kids

These Valentines jokes are best for parents, teachers, and anyone looking to share Valentine’s cheer with kids.

Conclusion

Valentine’s Day is about love, laughter, and good times. Personal House has compiled these Valentine’s jokes for adults and kids to ensure everyone can join in on the fun. Whether you prefer clean humor, dirty one-liners, or kid-friendly jokes, there’s something here for everyone. Share a joke, spread some laughter, and make this Valentine’s Day one to remember.